Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan has finally cracked

Lohan has finally cracked...or at least has now shown the world she's a paranoid schizophrenic. According to her (or at least the claims of her lawyers) the above commercial from E-TRADE is somehow referring to her...

Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.
“They used the name Lindsay … This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
She says Lohan is owed $50 million in exemplary damages, plus another $50 million in compensatory damages

So what we have learned here is that if anyone says the name Lindsay or says anything about Lindsay you could only be referring to Lindsay Lohan....not any other girl named Lindsay (or fictional charcater named Lindsay)....that, or Lohan is so broke and has absolutely no prospects for future jobs, her life is in ruins, she should be medicated for being bipolar or schizo, that she thinks this lawsuit is 1) not frivolous 2) actually going to work and be a huge payday so she can keep partying and doing nothing and 3) won't hurt her image even more (is that even possible?)

I would assume that after the E-TRADE lawyers picked themselves up off the ground from laughing uncontrollably for 3 hours, they will be sending Lohan a gift basket for all the free advertising she just gave E-TRADE....along with a letter that says 'Piss off before we destroy you !....P.S. we loved you in mean girls'

To think....at one point I thought she was hot....now she's just become sad and on the top of my Celebrity Dead Pool list for 2010....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

was corey haim in your celebrity dead pool?