It's been a week and a day since the newb made it home and what a week and a day it's been. in that time we've witnessed the birth of two new superhero's.
The Tornado Kid & Burrito Rumblebum
Their respective super powers should be self explanatory. Admittedly, the second name is a bit unorthodox for a super hero as it's a combination of his looks and ability. But, he's a child of the 2010's so he can bust out of the old conventions.
Together these two champions for good fight the super villains Mama & 'Jaa-mama' and their evil plans to keep their bums clean with the bath of doom and the clean diapers of pain, and stop them from keeping their bellies fed with the fiendish vegetables and meat and dastardly 'boob juice'. As well, their central mission is to destroy the super villains fortress of terror also known as the living room. It's a 24 hour a day 7 day a week battle.