Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Girls who get the internet

I get offer letters every day from people selling consulting services on how to better understand the Internet. Obviously, you need paid counseling to comprehend the complex equation that tits and sports and gambling account for 98% of all male Internet online activity. So entirely different than offline, plus or minus half a percent. Alessandra Ambrosio understands the Internet. You don’t make the move from Brazil to Brentwood without knowing how to manipulate innate human desire. I don’t even know which ass is hers. And I don’t care. That’s the genius. The intersection of arousal and not giving a shit is where men erect their Honeycomb Hideouts. (from pretty much my favourite place on the internet...I'm pretty sure it's written by women)

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

TUSK - Kevin Smith gets all Horror on our asses

Looks as though he's combined Boxing Helena and Centipede for a little horror comedy in Canada.....I'm a fan of Smith, although he let me down with his buddy cop movie cheque flick...he definitely redeemed himself with Red State....this one looks fun...I wonder how many Degrassi references there will be?

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Where have you been?....or? Am I done with this thing?

I know I know....I keep saying I have to come back to this thing and start posting again....I just don't seem to have the time...actually, that's not true...I have time while my fat ass is in front of the tele watching corry...maybe it's lack of interest? could be....

I suppose there's plenty to rant about...from the lack of good movies (good god was Godzilla bad....) to nonsense in the recent news...

I did a bit of travel in the last few months...back to Chicago (I love that town), Vegas (screw you craps table) and Vancouver....all good trips....heading back to Van real soon.

I'll need to get some inspiration....maybe the road trip will do something.

to hold you over until I get doing's a funny picture of the Rock when he was a Sunshine Boy in '97
Nice fanny pack and Kid n Play hair Dwayne